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LightVash Avatar Die! Joined: August 4, 2003 Status: Offline Posts: 1050 Rep: PIP Level 2 (3386)PIP Level 2 (3386)PIP Level 1 (3386)PIP Level 1 (3386)PIP Level 1 (3386)
(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 6:57:56 PM #1853 Perm Link
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A: I don't think so....

Q: Does the "E" in ASE really stand for enterprises?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:00:15 PM #1854 Perm Link
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A: I would probably <i>accept</i> three hundred dollars to take that much worth of make-up, then a Bureau De Change and a pawn shop later, I'd have about five hundred-ish pounds. Apart from a scenario where I would benefit in terms of lucre, no.

A2: I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

Q: What's your opinion of ducks?
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:02:24 PM #1855 Perm Link
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A: Their "quack quack" gets annoying after a while...

Q: Would you ever sell a body part on Ebay?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:02:58 PM #1856 Perm Link
In response to LightVash #1853

Said By Light Vash

Q: Does the "E" in ASE really stand for enterprises?


A: I think so.

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Q: What's your opinion of ducks?


A: DUCKIES!!!! *Dies*

Q: What abou

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:04:23 PM #1858 Perm Link
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A: I think they're weird..

Q: Aren't llamas like camels or something?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:06:23 PM #1859 Perm Link
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Said By Light Vash

A: I think they're weird..

Q: Aren't llamas like camels or something?


Llamas rule. Don't argue.

A: They are similar to llamas, but not the same thing.

Q: Aren't you the James The Pervert guy?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:07:30 PM #1860 Perm Link
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A: Supposedly...

Q: Don't you think I've changed? Smile

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:10:15 PM #1861 Perm Link
In response to LightVash #1860
A: I never thought you were a pervert to begin with. So no.

Q: What's the highest your temperature has ever been?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:11:36 PM #1862 Perm Link
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A: 103 I think...

Q: Well, I did win that pervert contest, didn't I? (but yeah I know what you consider a pervert)

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:13:59 PM #1864 Perm Link
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A: Yes, you did as I recall. Though I could probably beat you. Any day. Not because I'm a pervert, but just because I know stuff. I think. Maybe I am a pervert...?

Q: Are girls better than boys?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:17:24 PM #1866 Perm Link
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Yeah, I think you're a pervert. Razz

A: Better in which way? Better looking? Yes. Smile

Q: "I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?"

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:19:16 PM #1868 Perm Link
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A: "I have genital warts, and they burst when I pee. Don't you wanna grow up to be JUST LIKE ME?" Oh yeah, an answer. Uhhh, no. =P

Q: What's the last video you rented?
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:19:52 PM #1869 Perm Link
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Said By Light Vash

Yeah, I think you're a pervert. Razz

A: Better in which way? Better looking? Yes. Smile

Q: "I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?"


A: O.o; I'd pay good money to see that happen.

Q: Why do you think I'm a pervert?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:22:37 PM #1870 Perm Link
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A: I just do. Razz

Q: Is math anyone's strong suit here? Huge Grin

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:24:27 PM #1871 Perm Link
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Said By Light Vash

A: I just do. Razz

Q: Is math anyone's strong suit here? Huge Grin


You have to have a reason though. Well, you don't have to, but I refuse to believe that you just spontaneously believe I'm a pervert.

A: Mine. At least, for the most part.

Q: Is science anyone's strong point?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:27:28 PM #1872 Perm Link
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A: Only if I can be bothered to revise the appropiate part. As a whole, I'd say I was alright at it.

Q: *sigh* English anyone's forté
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:29:18 PM #1875 Perm Link
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A: No. The horror! Ok I'm done.

Q: Don't we all just hate history? Huge GrinHuge GrinHuge GrinHuge GrinHuge GrinHuge Grin

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:30:56 PM #1876 Perm Link
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A: Yes. It doesn't have nearly enough sadism or genocide in it. But it is nice to use the Inquisition against Christians, though.

Q: How fast does one die after slitting their jugular?
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:30:58 PM #1877 Perm Link
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A1: I'm pretty good at English, but it's not really a difficult subject. The only hard part is coming up with ideas.

A2: History isn't that bad, is it?

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Q: How fast does one die after slitting their jugular?


A: I believe it's ten seconds.

Q: What subject do you absolutel

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:33:37 PM #1879 Perm Link
In response to Tweak #1877
A: Ok, history.

Q: Does anyone else but me do math for fun?

Edit: Hehe I'm stupid.. Smile

Edited at Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:42:06 AM
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:37:42 PM #1881 Perm Link
In response to LightVash #1879
"Loathe" means "Dislike intensely".

A: Probably. Someone. Out there. Not here.

Q: If people are striving for happiness, why don't they just spend their whole income on drugs?
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:40:04 PM #1883 Perm Link
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A1: I do. ... Yeah.

A2: Because drugs are illegal.

Q: Does anyone actually read source code? Like you would read a book?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:40:54 PM #1884 Perm Link
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What English class are you taking? Razz I know that Pre-AP Honors English, as well as Honors English are hard classes for those who think English is easy. It's not all writing assignments, grammar, and spelling. That's not even 25% of what we do in an Honor's Class. The analyziation of literature is the hard part, as well as taking a piece of a story, say, two or three paragraphs, that you've never read before and showing how it proves a theme, or universal meaning by using textual evidence, stylistic devices, etc... Plus we take the most minute details and over-analyze them to death. Some one could open a door in a book and it would be 'a symbol of how humans are prone to war' or something equally off the wall.

A: Because they're illegal.

A2: No. But I read subtitles that way. Razz

Q: What drug would you do, if you were to do any at all?
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:46:06 PM #1888 Perm Link
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What English class are you taking? Razz I know that Pre-AP Honors English, as well as Honors English are hard classes for those who think English is easy. It's not all writing assignments, grammar, and spelling. That's not even 25% of what we do in an Honor's Class. The analyziation of literature is the hard part, as well as taking a piece of a story, say, two or three paragraphs, that you've never read before and showing how it proves a theme, or universal meaning by using textual evidence, stylistic devices, etc... Plus we take the most minute details and over-analyze them to death. Some one could open a door in a book and it would be 'a symbol of how humans are prone to war' or something equally off the wall.

A: Because they're illegal.

A2: No. But I read subtitles that way. Razz

Q: What drug would you do, if you were to do any at all?


I'm taking English I. There is no English Honors at my school. Isn't that scary? The only advanced English class one can take is the Gifted class, and then you have to be in Gifted math, science, etc.

A: Ecstasy.

Q: If you could peirce anything on your body, what would you peirce?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:49:58 PM #1889 Perm Link

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Q: Does anyone actually read source code? Like you would read a book?

A: Ehhhmm...... yes , actually. But it's a stylised form of it.

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<pre>#include "NW_I0_GENERIC"
#include "x0_i0_position"
#include "X0_I0_CORPSES"
#include "taggiver"

float DISTANCE_MOLECULAR = 0.5;

// Returns the location approximately, a step behind the caller.
// Useful for putting the "corpse" placeable.
location GetBloodLocation(object oTarget);

// Returns the location approximately, a step behind the caller.
// Useful for putting the "corpse" placeable.
location GetBloodLocation(object oTarget)
{
float fDir = GetFacing(oTarget);
float fAngleOpposite = GetOppositeDirection(fDir);
return GenerateNewLocation(oTarget, DISTANCE_MOLECULAR, fAngleOpposite, fDir);
}

void main()
{

object oKiller = GetLastKiller();
object oItem = GetFirstItemInInventory(OBJECT_SELF);
location lCreature = GetLocation(OBJECT_SELF);
location lBlood = GetBloodLocation(OBJECT_SELF);
GiveXPToCreature(oKiller, 29);

object oWeapon1 = GetItemInSlot(INVENTORY_SLOT_RIGHTHAND, OBJECT_SELF);
object oWeapon2 = GetItemInSlot(INVENTORY_SLOT_LEFTHAND, OBJECT_SELF);

object oCreatureArea = GetArea(OBJECT_SELF);

if (GetLocalInt(OBJECT_SELF, "PETRIFIED") == 0)
{

SetIsDestroyable(FALSE, FALSE, FALSE);

ExecuteScript("back2basics2", OBJECT_SELF);

if (GetLocalInt(OBJECT_SELF, "CORPSE") == 1)
{
// create a blood pool
object oBlood = CreateObject(OBJECT_TYPE_PLACEABLE, "rag_cadaver", lCreature, FALSE);

LootInventory(OBJECT_SELF, oBlood);

LootInventorySlots2(OBJECT_SELF, oBlood, TRUE);

if (GetLocalInt(OBJECT_SELF, "BLEED") == 1)
{
effect eVFX = EffectVisualEffect(VFX_COM_BLOOD_LRG_RED);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
}

}
}
else
{
SetIsDestroyable(FALSE, FALSE, FALSE);
}

}</pre>


Lacks interesting narrative, but it tells a story.

Said By Pancakes

What English class are you taking? I know that Pre-AP Honors English, as well as Honors English are hard classes for those who think English is easy. It's not all writing assignments, grammar, and spelling. That's not even 25% of what we do in an Honor's Class. The analyziation of literature is the hard part, as well as taking a piece of a story, say, two or three paragraphs, that you've never read before and showing how it proves a theme, or universal meaning by using textual evidence, stylistic devices, etc... Plus we take the most minute details and over-analyze them to death. Some one could open a door in a book and it would be 'a symbol of how humans are prone to war' or something equally off the wall.
I know... and it's utter bullshit. Teachers just have to accept that sometimes, there is no symbolism. Color contrasts aren't deliberate. The author's adjectival choice isn't based on the fucking vowel sounds either! ARGGGHHH! *dies*

Said By Pancakes

Q: What drug would you do, if you were to do any at all?

A2: Cannabis. I would have enough money to keep it up for at least a year if I did it.

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Q: If you could pierce anything on your body, what would you pierce?

A3: My ear. Did it yesterday. ^^

Q: Is anything in life underrated?
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 7:54:11 PM #1891 Perm Link
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A: I dunno... Kimi ko? lol

Q: Does the word "wont" really have an apostrophe? I think it does so can someone tell me why?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:01:24 PM #1894 Perm Link
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Said By §ü®f¡ñG_p¡kÄ©Hü

A: Ehhhmm...... yes , actually. But it's a stylised form of it.

Quote

<pre>#include "NW_I0_GENERIC"
#include "x0_i0_position"
#include "X0_I0_CORPSES"
#include "taggiver"

float DISTANCE_MOLECULAR = 0.5;

// Returns the location approximately, a step behind the caller.
// Useful for putting the "corpse" placeable.
location GetBloodLocation(object oTarget);

// Returns the location approximately, a step behind the caller.
// Useful for putting the "corpse" placeable.
location GetBloodLocation(object oTarget)
{
float fDir = GetFacing(oTarget);
float fAngleOpposite = GetOppositeDirection(fDir);
return GenerateNewLocation(oTarget, DISTANCE_MOLECULAR, fAngleOpposite, fDir);
}

void main()
{

object oKiller = GetLastKiller();
object oItem = GetFirstItemInInventory(OBJECT_SELF);
location lCreature = GetLocation(OBJECT_SELF);
location lBlood = GetBloodLocation(OBJECT_SELF);
GiveXPToCreature(oKiller, 29);

object oWeapon1 = GetItemInSlot(INVENTORY_SLOT_RIGHTHAND, OBJECT_SELF);
object oWeapon2 = GetItemInSlot(INVENTORY_SLOT_LEFTHAND, OBJECT_SELF);

object oCreatureArea = GetArea(OBJECT_SELF);

if (GetLocalInt(OBJECT_SELF, "PETRIFIED") == 0)
{

SetIsDestroyable(FALSE, FALSE, FALSE);

ExecuteScript("back2basics2", OBJECT_SELF);

if (GetLocalInt(OBJECT_SELF, "CORPSE") == 1)
{
// create a blood pool
object oBlood = CreateObject(OBJECT_TYPE_PLACEABLE, "rag_cadaver", lCreature, FALSE);

LootInventory(OBJECT_SELF, oBlood);

LootInventorySlots2(OBJECT_SELF, oBlood, TRUE);

if (GetLocalInt(OBJECT_SELF, "BLEED") == 1)
{
effect eVFX = EffectVisualEffect(VFX_COM_BLOOD_LRG_RED);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
ApplyEffectToObject(DURATION_TYPE_PERMANENT, eVFX, OBJECT_SELF);
}

}
}
else
{
SetIsDestroyable(FALSE, FALSE, FALSE);
}

}</pre>

That was the sexiest thing I've seen all day. I understood a good bit of it too.

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Said By Tweak The Uber Bitch

Q: If you could pierce anything on your body, what would you pierce?

A3: My ear. Did it yesterday. ^^


Reallllllly? What kind of ring do you have? Is it gauged?

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Q: Is anything in life underrated?


A: Yes. Definitely.

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Q: Does the word "wont" really have an apostrophe? I think it does so can someone tell me why?


A: Yes... it really does. Because it's a conjunction. I'm pretty sure that's the term. It's bee

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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:02:33 PM #1895 Perm Link
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Q: No question?

Q: A conjunction of what, isn't it a contraction?

"Humans, why protect them? Why miss them? Why love them?" ~Sesshoumaru~
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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:06:43 PM #1896 Perm Link
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Gah... my brain is breaking down.

A: I told you. I haven't brushed up on my English terms in a few years so I'm not sure whether it's contraction or conjuction. I think conjunction is "but" and other like terms.

Q: Malice Mizer or Dir En Grey?

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(No Title) Old Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:10:51 PM #1898 Perm Link
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The real question:

A/Q: Who?

Q: If "won't" is a contraction of will not, why does it have an "o"? Cuz of the "o" in the "not"?

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