The Q/A boredness thread!

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:20:28 PM #3450 Perm Link

A I haven't gotten enough sprite to notice

Q Whats the wierdest flavored pop you've hear of?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:25:53 PM #3453 Perm Link

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A: Cow Spots. Yeah...I don't plan on trying that ever.

Q: What do you kill a vampire with? A steak or a stake? Or scissors?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:46:14 PM #3465 Perm Link

A screw that use the scissors

Q How do you kill a werewolf? Silver Bullet, or just chop its head off?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 5:50:28 PM #3467 Perm Link

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A: I'd chop the little fugger's head off and throw it at people.

Q: How would you kill a mummy? Destroying an ancient curse? Or poke him because he's so crumbly?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:12:54 PM #3481 Perm Link

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A: I'd prod it with a fork.

Q: How would you kill your mother? o_O

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:16:50 PM #3484 Perm Link

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A: Id say..." Mommy, I got a new job, I work at Hooters."

Q: That was'nt very good was it..?

Bring me love songs / Sing me black tunes
Read me kind words /Of sun and moon
Love me freely / Open up to me
Feel me closely / Say you love me
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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:17:07 PM #3485 Perm Link

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A: I'd kill myself, first. On the other hand, I'd kill my dad by pushing the couch he's laying on off a cliff.

Q: What if you were the only person left on earth (and me, but I'm elsewhere), but there was also a gorilla of the opposite sex with which you would have to repopulate the earth with a new hybrid species, would you do it?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:17:51 PM #3487 Perm Link

In response to Alexiel #3484

A: Hey! I work at Hooters!

Q: *points up*

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:25:28 PM #3491 Perm Link

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A: I'd kill myself, first. On the other hand, I'd kill my dad by pushing the couch he's laying on off a cliff.

Q: What if you were the only person left on earth (and me, but I'm elsewhere), but there was also a gorilla of the opposite sex with which you would have to repopulate the earth with a new hybrid species, would you do it?

Somehow throwing up makes my complexion look better.

A: Naw, I'd go find you. Now, that's not a come on. But hey, you've got to be better than a fucking gorilla right? Besides, if I had to repopulate the earth I might as well do it with something human. o.O;

Q: Would you rather go your entire lifetime without human contact, or be locked in a round room trying to find the corner?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:27:34 PM #3493 Perm Link

A no human contact

Q Would you be stupid enough to be locked in a circular room and then try to find a corner? ( no offense to anyone just asking )

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:29:01 PM #3494 Perm Link

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Umm...thank you?

A: Well, either way, you're alone. But if you're in the room, there are people outside going "Hah! Stupid fucktard can't find the corner of a circle. FAG!" So I'll go with no human contact.

Q: Would you rather be stuck on an island with Jerry Lewis or Stuey the Sperm?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:29:51 PM #3495 Perm Link

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A: Depends how many times I was struck with a bat.

Q: Above again Huge Grin

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:33:52 PM #3498 Perm Link

A I would kill myself

q you?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:36:04 PM #3500 Perm Link

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A: Jerry Lewis. I'd make him do that retarded person impression and then impale his scrotum. I'd eventually kill us both in front of the people who come to rescue us.

Q: What's the difference between n00bs and newbs?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:38:11 PM #3503 Perm Link

A uuuhhhhh mango's ????

Q whats the difference between uhmmm coke and pepsi? ( other than the fact that coke actually used to put the drug in it <----- not found out from reliable source))

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:40:30 PM #3505 Perm Link

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A: Heh, it's true, Coca Cola did used to have cocaine in it. But it was only used medically. Anyway, the difference, Pepsi rapes Coke every night because Coke is Pepsi's bitch.

Q: What if soft drinks had anatomy?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:41:35 PM #3507 Perm Link

a it would be strange ever so strange

Q what it food had anatomy like and orange or something

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:44:07 PM #3508 Perm Link

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A: Then orange and apple would go on a hot date, and I'd watch.

Q: I know people have strange fetishes, but what if someone had a FOOD fetish. As in, doing it with food?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:46:21 PM #3512 Perm Link

A maybe the person should be shot

Q do you have a food fetish?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:47:42 PM #3514 Perm Link

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A: Err...nope, I save my penis for women.

Q: Would a "Save the Penis" Foundation be such a bad idea?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:48:45 PM #3515 Perm Link

A uhhh I dunno

Q Do you like to tango?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:50:10 PM #3517 Perm Link

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A: I've never done it, I probably wouldn't like it though. I'm white so I suck at dancing anyway.

Q: If I ever become a famous singer-guy with a band and stuff (not that I want that to be my future), will any of you come to one of my incredibly popular concerts and yell "HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!!"?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:51:47 PM #3518 Perm Link

a mabye . . . .then again maybe not

Q uhhhh am i your friend?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:53:21 PM #3521 Perm Link

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A: And more! *wink wink* Razz

j/k

Q: C'mon, you know you want to! (in reponse to your answer)

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:55:46 PM #3525 Perm Link

A ha suuuuuure

Q uhmmm like hay?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:56:30 PM #3526 Perm Link

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A: Yes, rolling in hay is especially fun!

Q: Wanna go roll in the hay with me?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:58:51 PM #3528 Perm Link

A yesh! ^^

Q uhmmmm Favorite time of day?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 6:59:49 PM #3530 Perm Link

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A: Night...because then I become...Dudeman!

Q: What's YOUR super-hero?

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:01:36 PM #3532 Perm Link

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A: I've never done it, I probably wouldn't like it though. I'm white so I suck at dancing anyway.

Q: If I ever become a famous singer-guy with a band and stuff (not that I want that to be my future), will any of you come to one of my incredibly popular concerts and yell "HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!!"?

A: No, but I'd yell "I WANT TO HAVE YOUR ABORTION!!!!11"

Q: Some guy actually came up to me one day and asked me to have his abortion. o.O;;

Dude, you're like a manwhore. Everyone wants you and your pyscho-groupie-cocaine-crazy ass.

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Wed Jan 28, 2004 7:02:51 PM #3533 Perm Link

A I don't have one, but you can be mine!

Q Whats your favorite memory?

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