The Q/A boredness thread!

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:01:33 PM #1287 Perm Link

In response to Tweak #1283

A: I think he's the skeleton(like, a million years old) that married that anna nicole.

Q: ...I don't have a question. so whatever.

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:05:30 PM #1288 Perm Link

In response to Dr. Nick Rivera #1287

A: THEY HAD A SON?! *VOMITS* I pity him so much.

Q: See my other question

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:07:33 PM #1290 Perm Link

In response to Dr. Nick Rivera #1288

A: Ew... x.x;;

Q: Maybe she's into necrophelia?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:07:55 PM #1291 Perm Link

In response to Dr. Nick Rivera #1288

A: Shrimp.

Q: Why do you choose to live?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:10:10 PM #1292 Perm Link

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A: I don't think anyone chooses to live...but if I have to answer, I'd have to say...being better than a majority of the population. Yeah, that's fun.

Q: Are you better than the majority of the population?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:13:58 PM #1293 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1292

A: By human standards, yes. By far. =P

Q: Don't you want to grow up to be just like Santa Claus?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:14:05 PM #1294 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1292

A: Only in my opinion
Q: Look, I doubt I'll ever have a question.

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:15:12 PM #1295 Perm Link

In response to #1293

A: Hell yes!

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:15:33 PM #1296 Perm Link

In response to #1293

A: Yes, but instead of presents, I would leave horrible, demonic creatures (Nightmare Before Christmas).

Q: About how fat is Santa?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:20:08 PM #1297 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1296

A: Not sure, but from all the milk and cookies, he should have a couple clogged arteries(or something)

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:22:56 PM #1300 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1296

A:.........?????????? as fat as a wilk cow(written by goku 007 ,if you dont believe me pm him, hes at my house)

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:25:44 PM #1302 Perm Link

Thanks to whoever rated that down. Now since Nick can't think of a question, I'll make one up at random.

Q: Who would win in a one-on-one battle of extreme skill and wits...a Ninja or a Samurai?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:29:12 PM #1304 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1302

A:ninja

Q:why is the sky blue?

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:29:34 PM #1305 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1302

Woop! I thought that was to me!

Oh well!

And goku 007, you suck so much!

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 8:31:03 PM #1306 Perm Link

In response to Dr. Nick Rivera #1305

Err...okay o.O I have a better question.

Q: Did you notice that 'Santa' is 'Satan' but with mixed up letters? (I forget what one would call one of those)

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Sun Jan 11, 2004 10:57:12 PM #1353 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1306

A: Yes.

Q: Did you know that "Evangelist" was "Evil's Angent" with mixed up letters?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:20:30 AM #1356 Perm Link

In response to Pancakes #1353

A: No, I didn't, but now I do.

Q: What's an Angent?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:40:40 AM #1363 Perm Link

A: It's a typo. It's "Evil's Agent" since there's only one n in Evangelist

Q: Who would win: Frosty the Snowman or Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer?

Huh? Signature? What's going on with that signature?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:58:39 AM #1389 Perm Link

In response to Artemis Panthar #1363

A: Neither, they'd be hit by a Coca Cola truck. Huge Grin

Q: Do you think Santa's gettin' any?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 12:53:24 PM #1396 Perm Link

In response to JaegoLooLoo #1389

A: There is a Mrs Clause, but she's probably already gone through metapause.
Q: When did V3 come up again?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 1:53:10 PM #1400 Perm Link

In response to Sinistra #1396

You can have sex after menopause... o.O;
All "the change" does is prevent you from bleeding once a month.

A: Sometime last week... Monday or Tuesday I believe.

Q: How do you calm your nerves so you don't twitch like a crackhead?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:34:54 PM #1402 Perm Link

A Do something that you enjoy that you know will relax you

Q how do you get rid of someone annoying?

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:46:31 PM #1403 Perm Link

In response to Anri #1402

A: Kill them.

Q: Do you think you could really kill someone?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:01:22 PM #1404 Perm Link

In response to Tweak #1403

A: Not with ease, I admit, and probably without the dissecting of entrails and skull fucking. Only if I really despised them, and felt it was time for a change of scene. To wit, incarceration.

Q: How easily are you pressured into courses of action against your will?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:05:54 PM #1405 Perm Link

A It depends, if its something stupid that i just don't want to do you probably couldn't, but if it was something bad lets just say if you somehow did manage to pressure me into something it would take a very long time

Q Is there anything you wish you could go back and change?

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:24:09 PM #1408 Perm Link

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A: Not with ease, I admit, and probably without the dissecting of entrails and skull fucking. Only if I really despised them, and felt it was time for a change of scene. To wit, incarceration.

Q: How easily are you pressured into courses of action against your will?

A change of scene... *snickers* That's a lovely way to put it.

A: I wouldn't say I am. I have a very strong will and if I really don't want to do something, then I won't. Sometimes people think they got me into doing something, but I actually wanted to do that "something" anyway, otherwise I wouldn't have done it.

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Q Is there anything you wish you could go back and change?

A: The creation of the universe, though, that would create a sort of paradox now wouldn't it? Because I'd be back then and here at the same time and if I prevented the creation of the universe then would I still exist? No, I couldn't, because nothing would exist... Besides, I couldn't anyway because there would be no air to breathe and I'd die instantly... =\
So I'll settle for preventing my own birth.

Q: What is skull fuc

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:25:41 PM #1412 Perm Link

In response to Tweak #1408

A: Usually gouging out someone's eye, and inserting a certain appendage into their empty socket, and so on.

Q: Lovely, isn't it?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:26:53 PM #1413 Perm Link

A yes just wonderfull

Q what is your idea of perfect torture?

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:33:57 PM #1414 Perm Link

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A: Usually gouging out someone's eye, and inserting a certain appendage into their empty socket, and so on.

Q: Lovely, isn't it?

A: ...Wonderful. o__o

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Q what is your idea of perfect torture?

A: Taking someone's vocal cords out and forcing them to listen to some really bad music over and over again while they are tied in a chair and are being prodded with red hot pokers. Also sewing their eyelids upwards so they couldn't close their eyes as they watched the most sadistic gore-porn I could find. Oh, and if they're male, having their thingy be slowly ripped off by a 300-pound weight. For a girl, having their clitoris filed down into nothing. Yes, filed as in a nail file.

Q: You'd do that if you got bored and wanted a change of scene, you sick

God bless:
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Ted Bundy, Albert Fish, John Wayne Gacy,
Edward Gein, Charles Manson, and Harvey Carignan.

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Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:34:07 PM #1415 Perm Link

In response to Anri #1413

A: Skinning someone alive, burning them, and dousing the flames before it becomes terminal, rubbing salt into their flesh, sticking sharp instruments into pressure points or high nerve concentrations, removing non-essential organs by tearing them with your teeth, laughing manically over some appropiate music, psychological torture of any kind simultaneously, sodomy with a long scalpel, non-fatal, limited evisceration, and then tearing their heart out, showing it to their one remaining eye and crushing it slowly whilst smiling as the blood runs through your fingers.

A2: Well, yeah. ^^ Doubt I could manage mutilation though. *sigh* I need to desensitize myself by doing part-time at a morgue or something.

Q: Ever get the feeling someone's watching you?